Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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