I'm lost and stupid without you.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Randomize
