I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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