i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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