After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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