dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I need a burrito and a hug.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
When are your genitals available?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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