isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
50% drunk capacity currently
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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