You're so nebulous sometimes
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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