i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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