I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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