idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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