how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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