I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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