the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
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