Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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