Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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