Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize