I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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