just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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