every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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