It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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