They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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