We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
thus making me awesome and them whores
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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