found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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