I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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