So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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