doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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