Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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