i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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