There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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