She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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