do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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