Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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