I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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