if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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