So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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