fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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