Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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