so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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