gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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