we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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