I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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