I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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