do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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