i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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