I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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