Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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