She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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