i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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