Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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