one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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