You're a womanizer and a bitch.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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