are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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