its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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