Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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