I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
only if we run a train.
done.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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