I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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